Vladimir Putin Scores 8 Goals in Russian Hockey Game Against Terrified Opponents

Vladimir Putin Scores 8 Goals in Russian Hockey Game Against Terrified Opponents

Vladimir Putin

Scores 8 Goals in Hockey Game

… Against Terrified Opponents

5/10/2019 10:38 AM PDT

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It’s that time of year again … when Russian president Vladimir Putin straps on the skates and plays ice hockey with a bunch of his famous countrymen, including ex-NHL players.

And how did ol’ Vlad do? 

TOTAL DOMINATION, COMRADS!!!

Of course, it’s easy to score on opponents who are in constant fear of being sent to the gulags … but hey, PUTIN!!

The 66-year-old crushed his enemies right from the initial puck drop … posting 8 goals in the annual exhibition match alongside ex-NHL stars  Slava Fetisov and Pavel Bure. 

Hey, last year Putin only scored 5 goals — so, he’s getting better! 

Putin’s teammate — Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu — scored 3 goals in the 14 to 7 victory. 

The opposing team had some notable players, too — including Russian billionaire Vladamir Potanin and Putin’s longtime pal Gennady Timchenko. 

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Written By: TMZ Staff

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