Cardi B: “I think I’m gonna name my album Tiger Woods”

Cardi B: “I think I’m gonna name my album Tiger Woods”

Tiger Woods won his 15th major championship, and first in over a decade, when he took home the green jacket at the Masters in Augusta in May. He overcame his own creaking body, put behind him years of tabloid drama, and silenced his many critics to return to the pinnacle of a sport he once dominated.

Perhaps you did not know this; perhaps you simply did not care. But Cardi B knows this, and Cardi B cares. And now, apparently seeing some kinship with Tiger, she’s thinking of naming her next album Tiger Woods.

“Everything that I’m working on right now is straight to my album, straight to my album,” Cardi said on Instagram Live yesterday while getting her makeup done. “And I think I’m gonna name my album Tiger Woods. I’m gonna name my album, I think, Tiger Woods because remember when everybody was talking shit on Tiger Woods — like ‘oooh blah blah this’ and ‘oooh blah blah that’ — and then he fucking came and won that green jacket? That’s what I’m gonna name my album.”

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Written By: Alex Robert Ross

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